Thursday, February 18, 2010

Breaking News!

Tsn.ca is reporting that they have a copy of a leaked team memo that was sent out by coach Tdisckree. Tdisc has confirmed that the details below are correct and that an investigation is underway in order to find out how this got to the public.

Dear Team,

Just a reminder that tomorrow we will be having the second annual TDISC Team Picture.

This year the photo will be taken at the TTF.

The TDISC calendar photos will not be taken tomorrow though.

The following will be calendar shots -

January - Pic of Pye and the Captain hanging off the "wall of negativity"

February - Bull Patterson action shot (running in snowstorm)

March - TDK running toward Men's washroom sign.

April - Captain addressing the troops at the TTF.

May - Vessey action shot (red isle relay) - throwing up in the ditch while bull takes the wrist band off his arm.

June - Pye at INDIGO book signing - holding up his published book titled " TDISC-the trials and tribulations of becoming a triathlete."

July - Admiral and TDK posing poolside in YINGFA swimwear.

August - Bull ( in a cow pen wearing cowboy hat, jeans, plaid shirt, cowboy boots ...slogan below reads..
" When fighting a bull you dont' get to stop when you get tired, you stop when the bull gets tired."

September - Team action shot drafting off each other on the bikes
(photo taken by cubag in car beside us)

October - Team action shot - All members bursting out of the gate of the PEI Marathon ( In the lead and then pulling back as soon as picture is taken)

November - Captain ( on a motorcycle wearing leather head to toe. ) slogan below reads:
" TDISC - the ride of your life"

December - Pack of 200 Santas running down university avenue with Police and Firetruck escort marking the 2nd annual TDISC SANTA CLAUSE RUN.

TDK

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